Did you watch the Emmy’s last night? No? Well, you didn’t miss too much of anything important.
You know it. I know it. They know it.
When I was in middle school, heading into high school, I used to get up at the crack of damn dawn and listen to Howard Stern.
It’s been another long while.
Yannis of Foals feels the need to chase this naked bitch through the desert …
Last night, I went outside of my house instead of watching True Blood or Falling Skies. This is what happened.
Let’s go sit in a small smelly theatre so we can see Zachary Quinto and a movie …
HOLY SHIT. This sounds like an explosion of multiple orgasms in your ear. Feels good.
Hey you. I want to dance goddamnit. But I don’t know how …
In the paragraph describing her, she is called “the new Swing-era’s designated queen of cool”.